So much for that....

When was april? this year? I don't even remember that month.

I now have a gaggle of friends. "Gaggle" a word I've been using for the past few days is text booked as a "flock of geese". To me it is a group of persistent and aggressive females of mating age who persuade you to do or buy something for your "own good" despite most of your best counter arguments. Thanks to this group of independent, strong and caring to the over baring ladies, I today, have my first appointment with a certified therapist.

It is the same group who convinced me to leave work for several hours to make good on the Victoria Secrets Semi Annual cotton pantie sale. Clearly I must obey.

Points already against this particular mental analyzer, 1. office is in clayton, 2. doesn't take insurance, and 3. appears to have platinum blond hair. But the first session is free so I go today to get the feet wet and shut the group up for a weekend or two. I should make a list. But I don't want to commit to a litany of problems and loose focus.

I wish i had a stenographer to ride in the car with me. All my best sentences are composed and lost at traffic lights.